Wednesday, February 01, 2006

I QUIT $£"&*)_+@$£^&

That's it. I quit. I had but one thing left to do before going to bed, and nothing could have been simpler. All I had to do was put the pot of stuffing Orna made for tomorrows turkey in the fridge. Easy, right? Any idjit can do it, right? WRONG. This idjit had to move a bag of chicken wings that was on top of a freezer box of thawed turkey soup. Guess what Peg is doing right now. Yup. He's licking up 4 liters of spilled turkey soup. And my slippers are soaked through with turkey soup. I quit, but I still have one more thing to do, I have to get a soy pudding thing out of the same fridge, except I'm afraid to because I'll probably break and spill something else.
I quit.

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